imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

(via tearcargon)


officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

(via notshani)



Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(via seriously-youknow)



swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via not-the-same-person)



airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

(via voguejunior)


airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

(via voguejunior)


meladoodle:

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

(via voguejunior)



justice4mikebrown:

the-goddamazon:

But remember when they used drones to find Dorner within a few days? 

^^^^

(via katherineida)


accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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